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Most of my adolescent memories involve sitting in the park with my pals, getting shit-faced on a sharing-size bottle of White Ace. While typing that sentence literally makes me gag now, it proves that we British girls have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol.
Whenever I’m making arrangements to meet up with someone, it’s very rare that I’ll suggest a coffee — it’s usually a ‘boozy lunch’ or meeting for drinks in the evening. We like to rope our good friend Alcohol into all of our social activities, and why wouldn’t we? We’re far less snooty and miserable about the London rush when we’re drunk. So when you take a British girl out, be warned that she will keep the drinks coming long after you were ready to call it a night.
2. She is going to fill your phone memory up with things you don’t really give a shit about.
A picture of a dog in a swing that she saw on her newsfeed, a photo of her coffee that morning with the cute little biscuit it came with, rants about all the shitheads she has to be nice to at work — your WhatsApp is going to be pinging from the minute you leave her to the minute you see her again with all the things that you’re missing.